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Thursday, December 31, 2015
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Thursday, December 17, 2015
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Sunday, December 13, 2015
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Friday, December 11, 2015
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Friday, November 13, 2015
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Thursday, November 12, 2015
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
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Saturday, October 31, 2015
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Thursday, October 29, 2015
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
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Tuesday, October 20, 2015
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Monday, October 19, 2015
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Thursday, October 15, 2015
Our Intentional Community is Looking for Members!
The rooms:
Both are single occupancy only (sorry!) The attic boasts an intact floor, roofing on two sides, and southfacing glassless windows for $700 a month. The studio is a cozy 5 X 3 space located beneath the attic stairs for $400 a month. We also have a 1974 Chevy Nova parked in the garden, the trunk of which will be available for sublease in June. Utilities run $20-$30 a month.
The home:
Our home is a three story Victorian with five bedrooms, two baths, kitchen, dining room, common area, garden, and dungeon. We have water, electricity, gas, wifi, and the just comfort of the righteous. What we DON'T have at Wysdym Yrth is a television, radio, microwave, doors, or passive aggressive communication, vis-a-vis "notes." Any household disagreement must be first first submitted via email to the house mediator to be put on the docket for regularly scheduled mediation, the last Tuesday of the month, excluding August.
Our intentional community is fragrance free. We do not allow scented candles, oils, detergents, soaps, lotions, perfumes, deodorants, shampoos, gels, lubricants, or foods.
Our household does not support products which have been tested.
We doubt that our home would be a good fit for those who indulge in occasional recreational use of hard drugs, prescription pharmaceuticals, alcohol, aspirin, or bread.
We do not promote ableism, consumerism, negativism, positivism, homophonia, slut shaming, or sham slutting. We are a diverse and inclusive house. We love all people who share our values, and gladly accept any who can prove themselves against our arbitrary yet unforgiving standards.
We love animal companions! Though due to a landlord agreement cannot allow any more into our home (sorry!) Our house currently hosts two of our earth-relatives. Daryl is an easygoing barrel cactus, needing only an occasional watering. Gaia is an 8 foot long monitor lizard who enjoys sunshine, fresh air, and ambush, though now that she has laid eggs in the trunk of the Nova, stays primarily outside.
All individuals brought into Wysdym Yrth are expected to participate in house chores, including but not limited to cooking, weeding, house laundry, watering, sweeping, and whipping.
We often host spontaneous get-togethers, art parties, fire dances, political rallies, knife fights, and other spirited challenges to outdated social mores like "decency," "restraint," or "public safety."
You need not attend every household event, but must be okay with the possibility that at any day, at any hour, in any room, including yours, any of the above could happen. Attendance is only casually mandatory - though absence may go severley punished! :)
About us:
- Lana is a female-bodied atmospherist.
- Trudeau is a male-bodied, gender-fluid, film-making radical snacktivist.
- Robyn is a female-bodied former navy seal, escaped inmate of a Soviet prison camp, and corporate headhunter with the taxidermy to prove it.
- RÅ« does not believe in labels, pronouns, adverbs, or prepositions.
Altogether we form a low-frills, laid-back community bound together by a rigorous and legally binding blood oath.
About you:
Applicants should be easygoing individuals. We're not looking for someone exactly like us, just someone we can like - shall we say a fellow conspirator? - who also knows how to cook, juice, render a steer into soap, non-lethally restrain a monitor lizard, and who has a strict attention to cleanliness, a spartan daily regimen, contempt for dissent, and less than 4% body fat. S/He should be prepared to have a quarter bounced off them at any moment. We will be testing.
A degrees is not necessary. The school of life is enough. A complete list of all your friends, with contact information, beginning from earliest memory, is, however, non-negotiable. Applicants who can count more than five close acquaintances are discouraged from applying, as prolonged absence may raise suspicion.
Selection Process:
We believe in a consensual household. If selected, at the end of your trial first week in our home, we will hold a house meeting to discuss extending your stay for a second week. If, by sundown, we cannot reach consensus, then we will respectfully ask you to continue your search for housing elsewhere. As a thank you for your trial stay we will provide a farewell gift of mineral water, dried fruit, moccasins, hasp knife and three hours head start. Any rejected applicants who remain longer than 3 hours will be hunted, as will those who leave during the allotted time.
Sound good? Please respond to this ad with a detailed message about yourself, including name, social security number, blood type, five letters of recommendation, and a description how Wysdym Yrth fits into your 75 year plan. If we are interested in pursuing your application we will contact you with details for our upcoming open house and to schedule an intensive 4 day break-down interview. All invitees are encouraged to come wearing form-fitting clothing, comfortable trail runners, and contact info for next-of-kin.
Can't wait to meet you! :)
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Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Thursday, October 8, 2015
Is your last name BASKERVILLE? We have 2 family histories for you.
Ask at the register. They will be in the back on the computer desk because their spines are blank and you Baskervilles would never run into them. All you need is proof that you are a Baskerville.
Jefferson Thrift Store
Open Wednesday through Saturday 10 to 4 pm.
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wanted: 2 acl passes, weekend 2; or 2 any single day passes wkd 2
prices included but not limited to:
- eternal gratitute
- $$$$ cash money, each of us is willing to spend a chunk of cash. $$$$
- baked goods in the shape of your face
- personal shopper on soco, we'll help you spend all that cash we just gave you
- romantic candle lit dinner (only if you're a cute, straight man or gay woman)
- if romantic candle lit dinner is not an option for you, then we will let you choose a happy hour bar & will proceed to bro out.
- if neither of the above meal options works for you, then we can be gym buddies.
but nothing extreme, let's be reasonable here.
gotta get my florence and the machine and/or foo fighters on, come on people, help a couple of ladies out!!
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Wednesday, October 7, 2015
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Tuesday, October 6, 2015
VOLATILITY S&P 500 stock is rising!
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Monday, October 5, 2015
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Friday, September 18, 2015
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Thursday, September 17, 2015
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Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Monday, August 24, 2015
Friday, August 21, 2015
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Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015
Found Visa Gold Card
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Wednesday, August 5, 2015
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015
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Friday, June 5, 2015
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Monday, May 25, 2015
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Friday, May 22, 2015
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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Monday, May 18, 2015
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Saturday, May 16, 2015
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Friday, May 15, 2015
dear young gay couple in 1993 - w4m
You were sitting together on the curb near the entrance of Worlds of Fun. I was walking in with my church youth group. I was 17 and bigoted, taught that you were wrong and sinful. You were happy, sitting close, having fun, smooching a little, probably waiting for some friends. We walked in as a group, excited, adventurous, privileged. My friend pointed you out with a gasp of surprise and disgust. I looked over to see you together, relaxed and confident, and I said out loud, "Ewww gross."
I don't remember your reaction and I don't know if you heard me. As we walked away I felt a prick of shame. Outwardly I had acted as if it was you who should be ashamed, but for over 20 years it has been me who carries this shame. I'm writing this today to apologize for my behavior.
Dear young gay couple in 1993, I am so sorry. I am so sorry I treated you as second class citizens and ruined that sweet moment you were having. I want you to know that shortly after this youth group trip I entered college and my whole world changed. My learned bias and my belief in homosexuality as a sin was flipped upside down as I was exposed to new people and new ideas. I have walked away from the religion that taught me to hate. My life is now one of empowering and advocating for young people. 20 years later I carry my shame as a reminder to check my privilege. I consider myself an ally and I hope my advocacy over the years has righted some of my wrongs.
Wherever you are I hope you're each still sitting close with a loved one and living a wonderful life.
With a heartfelt apology,
A kid who learned the truth
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Thursday, May 14, 2015
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Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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Tuesday, May 12, 2015
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
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Monday, April 27, 2015
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Thursday, April 23, 2015
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Wednesday, April 22, 2015
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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Found: Fitbit Charge
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Lost fitbit
Where are you, little fitbit?
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Monday, April 20, 2015
An Alphabet Poster That Teaches You the Fundamentals of Font Design
If you can’t figure out why all your friends were snickering at your home-made wedding invites you carefully designed using Papyrus, Pop Chart Lab’s new Alphabet of Typography print will give you a much-needed crash course in font design, spacing, and terminology.
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What's the Craziest Homemade Method For Smoking Weed You've Ever Seen?
Despite an outdated rep in popular culture as slackers, most weed connoisseurs that I know are crafty engineering sorts. A whole DIY culture of creating ways to ingest that sweet, sweet herb exists, especially prevalent in pre-vaporizer days. What’s the most bizarre build you’ve seen?
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PornHub's New PSA Reminds You To Touch Your Balls
PornHub, one of the world’s leading pornography destinations, is throwing in its support for testicular cancer awareness month with a new PSA video cleverly titled “Charlotte Stokely teaches you to last longer.” (Obviously, obviously not safe for work.)
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Girl Scout Cookies, or California's Most Notorious Strain of Cannabis
I first heard of Girl Scout Cookies a few years ago, shortly after I got my prescription for cannabis in California. I went into my local dispensary and asked for whatever buds they had that smelled the nicest. “Have you tried Girl Scout Cookies?” the woman behind the counter asked. “It’s famous.”
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No, a CIA agent didn't just admit to murdering Marilyn Monroe
Did a retired CIA officer recently admit on his deathbed that he murdered Marilyn Monroe? Nope. It’s all part of a stupid hoax from fake news site World News Daily Report.
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This New Series About Hacking Could Actually Be Amazing
Here’s the teaser for the new hacker television series Mr. Robot that took the South by Southwest Film Festival by storm earlier this year. It’s sort of like a darker version of Hackers, with a tormented geek hero named Elliot who is tempted by Anonymous-like forces of chaos.
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