Saturday, October 31, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Friday, October 30, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 67F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Monday, October 26, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Large Wooden Viking Ship

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Monday, October 19, 2015

VOLATILITY S&P 500 stock is rising!

FYI - ^VIX is currently priced at 114.45 time to be careful.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Our Intentional Community is Looking for Members!

Wysdym Yrth is a deliberately-founded, intentionally-minded, socially-radical, sustainably-karmic community with two (2!) currently available rooms.

The rooms:
Both are single occupancy only (sorry!) The attic boasts an intact floor, roofing on two sides, and southfacing glassless windows for $700 a month. The studio is a cozy 5 X 3 space located beneath the attic stairs for $400 a month. We also have a 1974 Chevy Nova parked in the garden, the trunk of which will be available for sublease in June. Utilities run $20-$30 a month. 

The home:
Our home is a three story Victorian with five bedrooms, two baths, kitchen, dining room, common area, garden, and dungeon. We have water, electricity, gas, wifi, and the just comfort of the righteous. What we DON'T have at Wysdym Yrth is a television, radio, microwave, doors, or passive aggressive communication, vis-a-vis "notes." Any household disagreement must be first first submitted via email to the house mediator to be put on the docket for regularly scheduled mediation, the last Tuesday of the month, excluding August.

Our intentional community is fragrance free. We do not allow scented candles, oils, detergents, soaps, lotions, perfumes, deodorants, shampoos, gels, lubricants, or foods.

Our household does not support products which have been tested.

We doubt that our home would be a good fit for those who indulge in occasional recreational use of hard drugs, prescription pharmaceuticals, alcohol, aspirin, or bread. 

We do not promote ableism, consumerism, negativism, positivism, homophonia, slut shaming, or sham slutting. We are a diverse and inclusive house. We love all people who share our values, and gladly accept any who can prove themselves against our arbitrary yet unforgiving standards.

We love animal companions! Though due to a landlord agreement cannot allow any more into our home (sorry!) Our house currently hosts two of our earth-relatives. Daryl is an easygoing barrel cactus, needing only an occasional watering. Gaia is an 8 foot long monitor lizard who enjoys sunshine, fresh air, and ambush, though now that she has laid eggs in the trunk of the Nova, stays primarily outside.

All individuals brought into Wysdym Yrth are expected to participate in house chores, including but not limited to cooking, weeding, house laundry, watering, sweeping, and whipping.

We often host spontaneous get-togethers, art parties, fire dances, political rallies, knife fights, and other spirited challenges to outdated social mores like "decency," "restraint," or "public safety."

You need not attend every household event, but must be okay with the possibility that at any day, at any hour, in any room, including yours, any of the above could happen. Attendance is only casually mandatory - though absence may go severley punished! :)

About us:

- Lana is a female-bodied atmospherist.

- Trudeau is a male-bodied, gender-fluid, film-making radical snacktivist.

- Robyn is a female-bodied former navy seal, escaped inmate of a Soviet prison camp, and corporate headhunter with the taxidermy to prove it.

- RÅ« does not believe in labels, pronouns, adverbs, or prepositions.

Altogether we form a low-frills, laid-back community bound together by a rigorous and legally binding blood oath. 


About you:

Applicants should be easygoing individuals. We're not looking for someone exactly like us, just someone we can like - shall we say a fellow conspirator? - who also knows how to cook, juice, render a steer into soap, non-lethally restrain a monitor lizard, and who has a strict attention to cleanliness, a spartan daily regimen, contempt for dissent, and less than 4% body fat. S/He should be prepared to have a quarter bounced off them at any moment. We will be testing.

A degrees is not necessary. The school of life is enough. A complete list of all your friends, with contact information, beginning from earliest memory, is, however, non-negotiable. Applicants who can count more than five close acquaintances are discouraged from applying, as prolonged absence may raise suspicion. 

Selection Process:

We believe in a consensual household. If selected, at the end of your trial first week in our home, we will hold a house meeting to discuss extending your stay for a second week. If, by sundown, we cannot reach consensus, then we will respectfully ask you to continue your search for housing elsewhere. As a thank you for your trial stay we will provide a farewell gift of mineral water, dried fruit, moccasins, hasp knife and three hours head start. Any rejected applicants who remain longer than 3 hours will be hunted, as will those who leave during the allotted time.

Sound good? Please respond to this ad with a detailed message about yourself, including name, social security number, blood type, five letters of recommendation, and a description how Wysdym Yrth fits into your 75 year plan. If we are interested in pursuing your application we will contact you with details for our upcoming open house and to schedule an intensive 4 day break-down interview. All invitees are encouraged to come wearing form-fitting clothing, comfortable trail runners, and contact info for next-of-kin.

Can't wait to meet you! :)



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Thursday, October 8, 2015

Is your last name BASKERVILLE? We have 2 family histories for you.

Why am I posting this? Just because our donor would probably like a Baskerville to get them. We have two books on the ancestry of people with the last name of Baskerville in the USA. We also have a carved Baskerville sign.

Ask at the register. They will be in the back on the computer desk because their spines are blank and you Baskervilles would never run into them. All you need is proof that you are a Baskerville.

Jefferson Thrift Store
Open Wednesday through Saturday 10 to 4 pm.



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wanted: 2 acl passes, weekend 2; or 2 any single day passes wkd 2

want passes for at least a day of weekend 2, sunday & saturday day passes are preferred, but if you have 2 weekend wristbands for sale we'll take those.

prices included but not limited to:

- eternal gratitute
- $$$$ cash money, each of us is willing to spend a chunk of cash. $$$$
- baked goods in the shape of your face
- personal shopper on soco, we'll help you spend all that cash we just gave you
- romantic candle lit dinner (only if you're a cute, straight man or gay woman)
- if romantic candle lit dinner is not an option for you, then we will let you choose a happy hour bar & will proceed to bro out.
- if neither of the above meal options works for you, then we can be gym buddies.

but nothing extreme, let's be reasonable here.

gotta get my florence and the machine and/or foo fighters on, come on people, help a couple of ladies out!!



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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

VOLATILITY S&P 500 stock is rising!

FYI - ^VIX is currently priced at 20.01 time to be careful.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Monday, October 5, 2015

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Cloudy and 64F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.