It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy/Wind and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 64F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

99 (empty) bottles of beer

I've been collecting 99 unique bottles of beer over the last few years, but I've finally hit my goal and now am ready to pass them along, be it to recycling or to a good home! Bottles are boxed and ready to go when you are.

Some possible uses:

-If you homebrew and want to bottle your beer - the vast, vast majority are pry-off caps, so easy enough to re-bottle.
-If you're planning a trip to Michigan and want to get an astounding rate of return of $9.90 on your empty beer bottle recycling investment! As a bonus, I'll throw in an extra beer bottle that I'll shotgun right in front of you so you can make it an even $10.00!
-Makes for great ammunition for bar fights! I can confirm that these bottles break just as easily as normal bottles, so are great for stabbin' or head smashin'. (NOTE: Please don't actually do this)



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Splorch (Incredibly Rare Adult Novelty Toy)

Perfect for Easter
This has never been used in a sexual manner. I understand the awkward nature of this posting so please be mature. This is known as an ovipositor. It shoots ice/gelatin eggs. I purchased item with the intention of using with female partners I had at the time. I do not have them in my life anymore and this never got any use (unrelated). These things are custom made and take several months to arrive at your door. If you like this one you could avoid that process all together. It glows in the dark. It has only ever shot ice out of it for demonstrational purposes. It has like 9 inches or more of length 3 inch diameter and depending on the egg significantly more. It's definitely not for the faint of heart if used sexually. Do NOT use jello when making eggs. Sugar is bad for private parts. Some ppl use these as novelty oral jello shots shooters tho. Perfectly safe obviously.



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Condoms & Bread - w4m

Hi-

You left your 36 value pack of condoms and your organic multi grain whole wheat bread at my Farmers Market table this past Saturday (1/14.) You included the receipt for the condoms, which both shocked and delighted me. I really had no idea condoms were this expensive. Shocked because, although these look like really good ones, they set you back almost 40 bucks! Delighted because if no one claims them, I'm exchanging them for 4 tubes of Maybeline Great Lash Mascaras (a true classic) and some sunscreen.

I didn't see you, nor did any of my employees, but I imagine you to be MALE, born in the 90's or 2000's, optimistic yet cautious, health conscious yet carb loving. Maybe a long distance runner? Would make sense in the stamina department as well. Or maybe you are in a band?

I asked around, but no one was admitting anything to me. I learned that people don't appreciate being asked if they misplaced their condoms and really I was just trying to help (and bust your balls, but only a tiny bit.) I just feel like if I ever spent 40 bucks on condoms (NEVR) and 6 bucks on a loaf of bread (always) and then LOST them while buying a 7 dollar juice, I'd be so mad.

So let me know if these are yours. I'll bring them this weekend to the market.





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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 67F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 64F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 65F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 64F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.