An Open Letter To All Posting In Housing

Vermonters, please understand the following:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

STUDIOS ARE EFFICIENCIES AND SHOULD NEVER BE LISTED OR DESCRIBED AS A 1 BEDROOM.

A 1 BEDROOM MEANS A SEPERATE ROOM BIGGER THAN A CLOSET INTENDED TO BE A BEDROOM AND HAS A DOOR THAT CLOSES.

IF THE UNIT YOU'RE ADVERTISING DOES NOT HAVE THIS seperate ROOM, ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE APARTMENT, IT IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM. IT IS A STUDIO, WHICH IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

ALSO, A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

ALSO, A 1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

Please, for the love of everything in the world, stop posting studios as a 1 bedroom. Just because a person sleeps in that space does not mean it's a 1 bedroom. It's still a studio, even if someone sleeps in it, if it's not a seperate room with a door.

Pop Quiz:

Is a studio a 1 bedroom as well?

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You should know the answer now. Go ahead, say it with me:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

Thanks.



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Learn to impersonate Tom Cruise!

Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?

Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.

ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't have to look like Tom!

The class will be filmed for review. Participants will be given footage for their participation in this trial run of the "Learn To Be Tom Cruise" session.

Please reply with the following:

Name
Age
Photo
Email address
Phone number (and best times to reach you)
AND a sentence or two about why you want to BE LIKE TOM CRUISE!



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Cadillac DeVille SMOKER!

Cadillac Deville Smoker
ONE OF A KIND!!!!!
This is an custom homemade BBQ trailer grill. 1988 Cadillac Deville Smoker weight 2600 capacity 1300 heavy duty & gagged steel great for parties, weddings or family unions. Has it's own hitch to pull anywhere. Great investment! SERIOUS buyers only!!!
Thank you!!!!


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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 67F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Free 18' Sailboat

Free 18' Sailboat. Grandpa was a sailor, missed the open water and so he hired a crane to drop a sailboat in his swimming pool. Time to get the boat out. Free to anyone who can remove the boat without damaging the block wall or landscaping. Serious inquires only. No trailer, no boom, no sails or rigging. Rudder? Yes. Still free. Thank you.



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BEER SEEDS

GROW YOUR OWN BEER GARDEN !

Beer seeds available for purchase. SPRING SPECIAL - 10 for $5.00 !

Pick-up in Lakewood or shipping available.

Email for more info.

Have a great day !
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