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Looking for the best cat on earth? Well you found him(updated).

I am probably the only person on Craiglist right now posting an ad about a pet like this one. You will realize this cat is so much more than a pet. He is someone special. This is a big novel so if you have 15 minutes sit back and relax and read my story. I want to tell you the whole thing so you know where I am coming from.

Pardon my terrible grammar I typed this all on a phone and am not going back to proofread it.

My cat's name is Oskar. With a k yes. You will see why later. He has quite the incredible story. I'm going to tell you his story and if you are the right person for him hopefully it means something to you, or strikes a chord.

I got Oskar back in college in May of 2008, so yes he is 9 now.


I was working at a wildlife rehabilitation facility in Southern Illinois because I wanted volunteer experience to help build my resume as a zoologist. Which is what I was going to school for.

I had worked at this place off and on for years and loved it, they had everything from a cougar named simba to vultures and baby deer. The baby deer once they are big enough are put in an outdoor enclosure where they can browse on their normal plants. It is a rather large enclosure of about half an acre in size. This entire facility was in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by farmland and forest.

Well one day the owner of the facility was bottle feeding baby deer in this enclosure and she looks down and sitting by her foot was a tiny orange and white kitten the size of a cell phone. He was looking up at her meowing. She said " Well where did you come from!" That was the day Oskar saved himself and his life would take a very drastic turn.

Loving all animals she took him in and placed him inside a pen normally reserved for baby raccoons.

I walk in one day and visit all the 10-15 baby racoons stacked up in their cages and then I see a tiny kitten with milk all over his face staring back at me in one of them. He stuck out like a sore thumb. Very out of place.

I was quite surprised at the sight. I asked Beverly the owner what was his story. She told me and also said the girls all love him to death. So even in this short time he was stealing hearts.

I asked if I could keep him and take him home. She said please do!

So I walk over to the tiny kitten who was just about 4 weeks old and look at him, paused for a second and said quietly "I can give you a good life."

So I grabbed him, some kitten milk replacer and some wet food and headed home.

That night when I brought him home all I can say is he was like a little pin ball. He went into that crazy kitten mode where thier eyes get all wild and started running all over the place chasing everything, even if there is nothing to chase. He would run up my leg, my furniture and everything. He was so happy. He knew something was different.

I knew he was at the age where he feared nothing, and I had a chance to bombard him with all things that normally scare cats so he wouldn't learn to read them. As long as the encounters went well the logic was sound.

I had just recently graduated college and the next thing I did was take him to a boarding kennel where I worked. I knew it was the perfect place to socializ so he would not fear dogs, traveling, other cats and people.

I would take him back to meet the dogs and would just walk through and while all the dogs barked and went insane he just looked at them. Like, why so much noise??

I let one of our office cats meet him too and they actually liked him.

And if course all the staff there which were all women except me adored my nameless kitten. And he ate up the affection.

So after about 2 weeks of visiting work and taking him to public places like Petco I still didn't have a name. Everyone in the store came up to pet him too. He was learning the world was an incredibly loving place. It was time for a name.

That name came after I watched Schindler's list.

This man, Oskar Schindler was one of those people who's presence would light up a room. Within minutes everyone would be best friends with him and he brought out the very best in people. I had great respect for this man.

I look down at my nameless kitten on my lap while I was watching it and realized I had the perfect name for him since he literally has the same power. So that day Oskar the cat was born. Which is why it is spelt with a K. It's German.

As he grew he was like no other cat I have ever met. He follows you around like a puppy, he literally will place his paws on you for a hug. He wants food more than a dog. The more people are around to pet him the more drunk he gets with happiness.

He loves the vet. The vet techs and nurses are always so shocked to see a cat so happy to see them that he is rolling around on the floor and they have to pick him up off the floor like a blob of jello.

He gets so happy sometimes and is so caught up in rolling around he has fallen off counters and tables. And gets right back up for more, and he dies not land on his feet.

8 months went by and almost everyday I was taking Oskar somewhere where he was meeting new people, new animals and new experiences.

He became so chill that when we went driving he would just take his spot on my back window and go to sleep.

He made many cat friends at work and fell in love with a little tourtioushell cat name Jolie.

She taught him through play not to use his claws as much when playing.

About a year into his new life I rescued a mother cat and her kittens who lived under my mobile home in a student mobile home park.

She gave birth to 4 kittens. As these little guys grew up Oskar became like a surrogate father. I gave the mom away but kept her kittens.

Their names were Timmy, Don Vito, Cleo, and Gandalf. Cleo was a tiny short haired grey kitten and she was the only girl. Her brothers were all medium to long haired and Gandalf was a beautiful solid grey long haired cat.

Life was good for all these felines in my crappy trailer. They all had each other and trust me, I never needed TV watching all these cats play with each other. The antics were non stop.

They never became as chill as Oskar. He was still very special. I even took him on bike rides where I would put him in a child stroller and ride on paved bike trails. He loved it. And would just chill next to a tiny litter box I had in there.

People couldn't believe it. He was my best bud.

I was always looking for ways to make thier lives better. I even discovered all the horrible secrets of the pet food industry and how dry kibble is the worst thing to feed a cat since thier digestive tracts haven't changed like a dogs to handle commercial pet foods as well. They are essentially identical to their wild counterparts.

So I discovered how to make a raw food diet, and have fed Oskar that for the last decade with no problems. He looks and acts half his age. I literally take whole chickens you buy at the supermarket for people and add several supplements and grind it up in a huge powerful very fancy meet grinder from LEM. I put it into little plastic portion cups I get at Gordon food service and freeze it. When it comes time for him to eat I put it in warm water for 15 minutes and serve it warm. Not cooked or heated up in the microwave. He loves it.

In fact he is more food motivated than a dog. You will see, trust me!

All was well until a friend of mine started a company and wanted me to work for him. He was in Louisville.

It sounded like the opportunity of a lifetime. There would be world travel, I would get to meet new people, I would make twice what I was at the dog kennel and more. It was too good to pass up. So I told him yes.

But I couldn't leave all my cat's. Since I had such a great relationship with the boarding kennel and was quite frankly the best worker they ever had. I asked if they could take care of my cat's while I figured out my life. They said yes.

Oskar got to be in the front where he was an office cat and got to do what he loves most, meeting people and spending time with his soul mate Jolie.

The others were in the cat room and we're in enclosures and would be let out every once and a while to run around. Not perfect, but it was temporary.

Well, they spent a year there. They weren't fed a raw diet but Roya the owner sold very high quality grain free pet foods and was also an advocate of the raw diet. So they had it better than most cats.

Once things settled down I had to go get my cat's back. So I headed back and brought them back to Louisville.

This was the beggining of my bad choices and what has led me here.

I was so use to being around animal lovers that it never crossed my mind anyone would not like cats, especially my overly friendly and unique cats. I wasn't dumb, I knew they existed, It just wasn't part Of my circle of friends or my reality until louisvile.

Everyone I met before moving to Louisville adored them.

People always threatened to kidnap Oskar since he was soooooo loving.

Anyway, to my surprise none of my 3 roomates in Louisville liked cats. You could tell they didn't like having 5 cats running around and you could tell they resented me for it.

The owner of the house who was my new friend that invited me to Louisville to work for him liked them the least. I thought I made it clear I have cats.

Well to make a long story short I was fired from that job for the dumbest reason. They discovered one of my personal journals and didn't like some of the things I said in there. So dumb. My mistake.

So I moved out of that house into knobs point and took all the cats with me. My brother had moved out early and had me take over the last few months of his lease. The cats were too much a part of me not to bring them along.

All was well for a few months. I was happy, they were happy. The future was bright. I got a temporary job as a valet. But one can only afford 750/month rent and $200/ month utilities with a 1200/ month salary for so long.

I knew I had to move out. And things had gotten better between me and my friend who just fired me that he and his partner realized they wanted to hire me back. This was literally about 6 months later.

So they did and I reluctantly brought the cat's back with me to that house.

Well sure enough I was right because the same resentment popped up. I was torn, my credit and income were too bad to move out and not many places would allow 5 cats.

I had kept dragging them around and now they are surrounded by people who don't like them except me. Noone abused them, but they didn't like them around.

So I finally admitted to myself maybe I wasnt the best person for some of them. So I gave Don Vito to Tree house , a very well respected no kill shelter in Chicago. Google them, they are awesome. And I gave Timmy and Cleo to clowder house foundation in St Louis. They are a no kill cat sanctuary too with an awesome reputation. It was the hardest thing I ever did.

I kept Oskar and gandalf because they were best buddies. Like brothers almost. And I couldn't leave them. Not them. I didn't want to sell my soul.

I knew there life would be pretty good as long as they had each other. And they did.

I still felt like I made a mistake with the other cats. But what was done was done.

So life went on. I still didn't like all the non cat people being around my cat's. Especially Oskar. I would see him run up to people fully expecting a shower of love and he wouldn't get it. He always had a confused look on his face.

Because in the first year if his entire life he had never met a single person that didn't want to pet him. So these new jerks were different. He thought the world was a safe place.

I couldnt stand the thought of him realizing it wasn't. So I decided to keep him and gandalf in my bedroom together.

So to make a very long story short for the next 4 years that is what I did to "protect them".

I had no idea it would be that long. It always seemed temporary.

My friends company was so tumultuous that I literally moved almost every year.

I had to move out of that first house of his because it was foreclosing. So I was literally going to be on the street with Oskar and gandalf in my tiny Mazda Miata.

But William was making good money unlike me at this company so he and his new girlfriend Cara invited me to live in their new house.

I didn't have much of a choice. And the good news is Cara adored my cat's so I accepted.

Things once again we're good. Oskar and Gandalf felt welcome and had free run of the house.

But after a few months William got his old dog back.

Who unlike all the dogs Oskar knew this one hated cats. So Oskar and gandalf we're back in my bedroom.

We were like that for another 6 months the until we moved into another house

The company had downsized drastically and we ran it out of a House in Douglass hills.

We had 2 more roomates though and some of my co-workers came in during the day. And they were not cat lovers at all.

So Oskar and gandalf we're back in the bedroom again. They stayed there for a whole year.

So then yet again we moved to bardstown road in a normal house. This time we had less roomates, it was just Cara William me and another guy. But it was weird. I could tell everyone but me had grown tired of my cat's. I never knew why, they were never loud or scratched furniture,

Or smelt bad. Their worst crime was literally being too loving.

So I moved into the garage of that house and made it a man cave. I know, crazy right? It was pretty cool actually. But sort of messed up I had to do that.

Well we ended up living there less than a year and my almost final stop was my friend Williams big farm house in Salem. The only roomates were me and him. Cara lived in Louisville because of work and William would go back and forth between the farm house and Louisville for Cara.

Things seemed good on the surface at the farm house but his company had failed and I was out of work and broke. My gamble of moving out here did not pay off and I had lost many of my cats.

So out of guilt he let me live there. I had kept hoping things would get better with the company which is why I held out so long and didn't just get another job. It was very stressful.

His mom hated cats and I discovered she was not nice to mine, she would actually yell and hiss at them. Not good.

So yet again, back to the bedroom they went. They spent so many countless hours over the years alone in bedrooms. I still fed them awesome food, but I was so busy I only saw them at night. At least they had each other.

I just felt like Oscar's unique gifts were not being shared with the world. And it was my fault.

Well, Williams company had a big opportunity to move to Idaho and things were looking promising.

We went and visited Idaho and the trip was awesome. So William and Cara and I were preparing to move there.

During that time one of Caras co-workers at Stantec babysat Oscar and gandalf.

Make a long story short, she fell in love with them. She sent pictures and was giving updates and all kinds of great stuff.

The thought hit me, she can give them a better home then you. And we were having trouble finding places because if too many pets.

So I thought long and hard and decided to ask her if she would like to keep them, she said yes.

But for some dumb reason I had second thoughts. So I let her only take Gandalf.
.That was the biggest mistake ever. Oskar's best friend was now gone. His 24/7 companion would never be back. He had always been surrounded by cats or people and now for the very first time in his life and at the age of 7 years he was alone. The worst part is at the last minute William decided not to move to Idaho.

I tried asking her to take Oskar several time so they could be reunited but she couldnt. She loves Gandalf and he seems incredibly happy and is in a stable environment. But they are now separated

For Oskar it has been up and down.

When he spent time alone in my bedroom when I was gone he would yowl and scratch at the door apparently.

Most people would say cats aren't like that or are independent and aloof. But Oskar was feeling the loss. He had never been totally alone, ever. And when he would see me come home at night from my new job he had a desparate look in his eye.

So I opened the door back up and let him run around the house.

This made it better, and since William was gone so much and his dog was so old now Oskar was OK it seemed fire a few months. But his only source of love was still.me. noone really visited and Cara got a new dog she loved 10 times more than Oskar. So he was old news to everyone but me. A far cry from his glory days as a celebrity. He still had the love in his heart though, even though it was diminished.

To make a long story short again, Williams old dog passed away and Oskar was king of the house for a short while.

Things were OK until Cara moved back in and they got a new dog, and William was there all the time now.

Their new dog hated Oskar and terrorized him and attacked him, apparently behind my back William would scream at Oskar whenever he tried getting in his lap and Cara just didn't seem to love him like she use to.

So back to the room he went, very alone. If he still had the love in his heart. Amazing.

So I figured it was time to find him a new friend. The first cat kept trying to attack Oskar so I gave him back to the shelter.

The second Cat he got along with at first but when he tried playing with her she thought he was attacking her and would fight for her life.

So I gave her back.

Eventually William and I had a huge argument and I moved out of his farm house. He blamed Oskar for scratching a stupid door that was already old and crappy. Ironically he scratched it because he was alone and wanted out and was in my bedroom because of William.

So I found a tiny crappy house in Radcliff and there oskar and I went. After all these years all I had was him.

The good news is he has a house. It's only 500 square feet but no more assholes, mean dogs and other stuff.

But I have a new job now and part of it will require traveling for weeks. I am gone 10-12 hours a day too.

Oskar has been my best friend for 9 years. He has been with me during my lowest lows. And now I have realized for the first couple of years I did indeed give him an amazing life. But for the last 7 he has spent 90% of it in quiet closed off rooms. He deserves better.

I was going to make him a therapy cat so he could share his love with the world. He has so many gifts and once you meet him will realize he is more special than a thousand dollar pedigree cat. He needs to be around people who love him, who can't get enough of his company and his antics.

He needs a stable life and a big house where he is respected and allowed to be a cat. If he is to be around kids thy need to be mature and respectful children. Not loud and rambunctious.

He needs someone who is willing to give him that good life I promised him but have not been able to deliver.

If you have red this far, that must mean something.

Because Oscar is so special and he deserves the absolute best I am asking for $200 re-homing fee that unwilling give to a local shelter. I will wave that if you are awesome. But this way it proves to me you are serious enough to take him in. I have finally admitted to myself I am no longer the best person or place for him.

You may be wondering if I love him so much why am I giving him up? That's precisely why I am, because I want what's best for him, not for me. He needs a more enriching life. He is a middle aged cat after all and there will never be another like him.

If you do become his new best buddy, you will never have a dull day in your life. If you want to cure any type of depression Oskar can do that. If you love friendly cats Oskar is your guy. If you love lap cats he is your guy. He will sleep under the covers with you too and on the bed.

He needs big windows and never be let outside. He has no concept of cars and the road.

If you take him you also have to agree to feed him his special diet. I can. Show you how to do it, it costs less than 30 bucks a month. And I will mention where to get all the supplies.

I am more than willing to sit and meet with you and chat about him and tell even more stories and get to know you. And I also would like him to visit your place.

And whoever adopts him I really want to stay in touch!

By the way I am willing to drive to other states within 2 days from where I am at

Who knows, maybe he is Mr Schindler reincarnated as a cat.




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Osteologist near Clark Park - w4w

You are studying osteology, but I think not in Philly. You and your girlfriend admired the plastic dog skeleton on my porch, and you thought it was extremely amusing that its scapulae were on backwards. We tried unsuccessfully to repair it. If that's not enough for you to know I'm talking about you, then you will also remember that you identified a mysterious skull I found in the ocean. I forget now what kind of fish it's from, so please tell me again what it is, though this is not why I am trying to find you.
You may recall I mentioned a dead groundhog I buried last summer and that I was hoping to put its skeleton together somehow and I believe you two wanted to help. I think I might see if it's sufficiently decomposed now to do this project. If you're still interested, please get in touch.
Just to be clear: This is a platonic request for help to reassemble the skeleton of a dead groundhog.






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Vintage Chuck E Cheese Showbiz Pizza Animatronic Band w/ Stage

This is a 4 piece Beach Bowzer's Band on a Cabaret stage. Hasn't been used in a few years. Have Cyberamics Control System Parts Manual, Preventative Maintenance Program Outline, Tech Manual. Tapes include Beach Bowzer's Ed Sullivan Cabaret, Beagles #3 Cabaret, and Beach Bowzer's Diagnostics Cabaret. Tapes are dated 1985. Don't know how to operate. As is.



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Update Lost home in fire

"Update" Thank to everyone who has graciously offered my parents a place to stay. Luckily my brother's home has survived, and they have decided to stay with him while they rebuild their lives.
When this first happened my mom said she felt she had been erased and no one noticed. She has been in much better spirits seeing these responses.

My parents lost their home in the Tubbs fire yesterday. They almost did not make it out alive and left with their dogs and what they were wearing. They have nothing left. Both of them work in Santa Rosa full time. They are not looking for anything for free. They are just looking for some hospitality or some privacy. They are currently staying at the Sheraton in Petaluma. After searching all day yesterday they were lucky to book this hotel after many reservations were cancelled. In their worst or times the hotel and many who were not affected by the fire have not been at all hospitable. If anyone reading this has an air bnb rental or anything my parents can rent, they would greatly appreciate it. I am hoping there is someone out there who can make them feel welcome or just give them as much privacy and space as possible. They were homeowners who had just finished remodeling their home themselves, across from Coffey park, when it was all taken away within hours. Seeing my mother cry while she closed her burnt mail box, the only thing left standing, was something I will never forget. Please contact me if you have an available rental outside of the evacuation areas or know someone that does. Thank you.



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 65F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Beautiful Italian Paperweight!

Don't need a 16k Paperweight? Of course you don't! How about an Italian money toilet!

Some of you may recognize this as a 2004 Maserati Coupe' (also known as the 4200 GT). Don't let that gorgeous Italian body fool you though, this car is Satan's chariot to Hell (or bankruptcy).

I do not exaggerate when I say that this car has been in the shop HALF the time I have owned it. In the last 6 months, I have put ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS into it in parts and labor and the thing still isn't right.

I'm not rich. I'm just an average dude that always wanted a Maserati. Since I was a kid I lusted after those Italian curves and exhaust note. Now my own kids come to me and ask me why there's no food to eat and the electricity has been turned off and I have to tell them it's because Daddy's car is sick again.

This car has a new clutch, new clutch actuator, position sensor, F1 pump and relay, gear selector switch (a 2k SWITCH) new tie rods and new tires. It has the miraculous F1 transmission. As in if it works, it is a miracle. It is also seemingly inhabited by evil spirits.

The voodoo priests at the Maserati dealer insist it's fixed. But it's not. And I've seen their facility. There's no tools, just an altar to Alejandro DeTomaso where they place the still beating hearts and smoking wallets of Maserati owners and ask for a vision of what the @#$$ is wrong with their clients' cars.

Come take a look at it! It's Beautiful! It WILL let you down. You might think that since I poured so much money into it, that there must just be one more thing and then it will be perfect. You can drive it home and laugh at the poor slob that you bought it from who did all the work for you. Nope. Not gonna happen. This car will make you cry.

So why am I asking 16 grand for it? Good question. I'm taking a HUGE loss at that price and that's the lowest price I can let it go for and still be able to pay my mortgage. If that's too much, don't buy it. I don't blame you.

Come look at it! Bring a witch doctor and maybe, just maybe, if the stars are aligned just right you can drive it. DO NOT DRIVE IT. If you drive it, you will want it. It is fast. It is beautiful. It makes a sound like angels revving their angelmobiles.

I want this thing out of my sight. I'm tired of sitting in it at night drinking and making engine noises with my mouth while I pretend it is not a huge pile of disappointment and debt.

Do not offer me 5k for it. The Trident badge alone makes it worth more than that. I don't have to sell it. It can sit in my garage and I can continue to hate it. I don't HAVE to sell it. I WANT to. There's a difference.



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

U was da ultrasound tek at Bronson Cox hospital - w4w

It was Thursday night I had a UTI and you was like hermione from Harry Potter with your ultrasound wand and cast a spell on me. I was there with my boyfriend but would leav him for u cuz you know how to work it girl. If you wanna go get mcdonalds sometime hmu. Tell me how big the cyst on my ovary was so I know it's you



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 64F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 64F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 65F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

A trip down Analog Lane- 27 years of video taping American history!!

**** 9-16-2017 Attention everyone! Video collection now appears to have an owner (also from Beaverton) and awaiting an appointment for him to come and have the collection hauled off. Thank you to all who've participated. And I'll try to find you that Texas Chainsaw Massacre video tape Ryan from Arkansas! ****

Greetings all!

My name is Don; from Feb, 1987 [left the Navy in January,'87 USS Saginaw (LST-1188)- I got my 1st VCR from Circuit City in Norfolk Va. in November/December of 1986] to very early 2014 I video recorded (VHS) television shows of all kinds- news, magazine shows, David Letterman, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, It's Gary Shandling's Show (the 1/2 hr. comedy show where he was a condo/home owner and had fun with HOA), Siskel and Ebert movie review broadcasts, lotsa' MTV, etc. etc.- using my bank of 12 VCRs and being a virtual slave to VHS purchasing, labeling, and programming. Videotaping was everyday, not just sporadically. I kept the taping continuous and constant.

The tapes are arranged in both chronological and numerical order (for example, you can see what the world was doing on a particular date). They are divided into categories, ie, Jay Leno, News, News & Nightline, Today Show, etc. Sports? Just x-games, superbowls, and some Olympics coverage. I feel my video tape collection has some worth, ie, its fascinating to look at TV shows of the past when they were originally presented and see the "outdated" commercials or simply to see living history; I am not married and have no one to really pass them on to (I'm 62). I'm looking to give the collection- free of charge naturally- to someone who would appreciate owning this collection and giving it some "TLC." NOTE: Due to feedback I'm getting I guess I must state I'm pretty much requiring that the collection be taken as a whole- not just part of the collection be taken, i.e., I've had interest in just Johnny Carson tapes or early MTV (before it went south). What you do with the collection after that is your business.

Do you have enough room/shelving in your home or storage for these tapes? Tapes are stored in boxes (mostly bicycle boxes); shipment/transportation is at receivers expense. I advise U-hauling.

Number of tapes: approx. 23-24,000 (consists primarily of 6 & 8 hr Sony and TDK tapes).

Some more pictures of my collection:

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Search terms: David Letterman, Johnny Carson, MTV, Headbangers Ball, Beavis, Petaluma



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Man of my dreams! - w4m

This afternoon, you pulled up Bayou Beer Garden in your kayak just to grab a cold one. You sir, are the man of my dreams. You're not the kind of guy who just throws in the towel on perfectly good day off. No! You're the kinda man that grabs the bull by the horns and carpes the shit out of the diem. Have that beer baby. You deserve it. While airbnbers cower in their shotguns, awaiting word from the national guard, you sir, glide through the streets like a gondolier in the canals of Venice; a beacon of hope and comfort during these post K times. I don't care where you may be from because you are a true New Orleanian and a real man! Your photo will go down in infamy. And when it does, remember who truly loved you first. This girl. Oh, and is that a mullet? Sexy.



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Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR

I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.

My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.

I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.

Exact place not set.

If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.

When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.

We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.

In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...

You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.





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Lets Move To ALASKA - m4w

I am a 55 year old man or I should say young guy I am looking for a wonderful woman to move to Alaska with me and live off the land let's make our own reality show come join me in the wilderness hopefully you're into freaky sex call if you're interested also must love children come on girl let's do this call your future hubby think about it wouldn't Alaska be awesome we build it all on our own we fuk our brains out and have a blast and maybe some children will come out of the situation it's nice to dream you never know what hat God has in store to my future sweetheart dial that number



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To The Father Of My Husband

To the Father of my Husband:

My husband was conceived in San Francisco. His mother doesn't remember much more than that due to brain damage from epileptic seizures. He will be 28 years old this October.
I am not writing to try to find you.
I am writing to let you know that he is doing fantastic and has turned into a pretty amazing human being, no thanks to you.
His mother moved to Yuba City where she gave birth to him and then over the next few years gave him a little brother and two little sisters. All the while she raised them as a single mother. She taught him to be strong and take care of his family. When she became ill he stepped up to help care for her and his siblings, who as a result are also doing very well.
I met him in High School and we have been together ever since. He's my best friend and the love of my life.
We share a small apartment in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, with a few pets and lots and lots of books.
He loves to read and research. He wants to attend college to study technical sciences and has through his own study built the computer I'm typing this on. He works harder than anyone else I have ever met. His attitude is a thing of true beauty. He smiles, he makes corny jokes, he laughs, and loves everyone. Very rarely do I hear a negative word come from his mouth. He cares for nature with great magnitude and loves his family and friends (of which he has in abundance). He treats me with the love of a magnitude immeasurable and the care of his mother has crossed over through him.
He's magnificent, and no grand gesture could ever be made to measure him.

I'm writing just to let you know, that you really missed out.
Regardless of whatever reason you had to not follow through and be with your child, I pity you.
I pity you for not witnessing his smile, hearing his voice, and laughing with him.

We make day trips into SF to enjoy the city and spend time at the beaches and just watching the people. I sometimes find myself looking around wondering if you are in the crowd. I catch myself when I realize that it doesn't matter.
He's doing just fine.

You really missed out.



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An Open Letter To All Posting In Housing

Vermonters, please understand the following:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

STUDIOS ARE EFFICIENCIES AND SHOULD NEVER BE LISTED OR DESCRIBED AS A 1 BEDROOM.

A 1 BEDROOM MEANS A SEPERATE ROOM BIGGER THAN A CLOSET INTENDED TO BE A BEDROOM AND HAS A DOOR THAT CLOSES.

IF THE UNIT YOU'RE ADVERTISING DOES NOT HAVE THIS seperate ROOM, ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE APARTMENT, IT IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM. IT IS A STUDIO, WHICH IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

ALSO, A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

ALSO, A 1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

Please, for the love of everything in the world, stop posting studios as a 1 bedroom. Just because a person sleeps in that space does not mean it's a 1 bedroom. It's still a studio, even if someone sleeps in it, if it's not a seperate room with a door.

Pop Quiz:

Is a studio a 1 bedroom as well?

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......

You should know the answer now. Go ahead, say it with me:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

Thanks.



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Learn to impersonate Tom Cruise!

Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?

Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.

ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't have to look like Tom!

The class will be filmed for review. Participants will be given footage for their participation in this trial run of the "Learn To Be Tom Cruise" session.

Please reply with the following:

Name
Age
Photo
Email address
Phone number (and best times to reach you)
AND a sentence or two about why you want to BE LIKE TOM CRUISE!



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Cadillac DeVille SMOKER!

Cadillac Deville Smoker
ONE OF A KIND!!!!!
This is an custom homemade BBQ trailer grill. 1988 Cadillac Deville Smoker weight 2600 capacity 1300 heavy duty & gagged steel great for parties, weddings or family unions. Has it's own hitch to pull anywhere. Great investment! SERIOUS buyers only!!!
Thank you!!!!


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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 67F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Free 18' Sailboat

Free 18' Sailboat. Grandpa was a sailor, missed the open water and so he hired a crane to drop a sailboat in his swimming pool. Time to get the boat out. Free to anyone who can remove the boat without damaging the block wall or landscaping. Serious inquires only. No trailer, no boom, no sails or rigging. Rudder? Yes. Still free. Thank you.



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BEER SEEDS

GROW YOUR OWN BEER GARDEN !

Beer seeds available for purchase. SPRING SPECIAL - 10 for $5.00 !

Pick-up in Lakewood or shipping available.

Email for more info.

Have a great day !
(results not typical but fun to try)



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 65F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Does mold turn you on? - w4w

Do you like to get down and dirty around decay? Do you wanna fuck among some fungi? The title says it all. I'm just a cold babe livin a moldy bedroom lookin for a lady. The jury's out on whether or not this musty love nest might be hazardous, but what's the fun in doin it without a little danger? The mattress isn't directly on the composting carpet so while you won't be manhandling the mildew, you'll still be having sex while swimming in spores.
You bring a jacket, I'll make a mix tape. I'm hot to trot and surrounded by rot.



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Overly Aggressive Couch/Futon

Get this satanic fucking couch out of my home. It's free and has made multiple sexual advances on me at times. There is a spring poking out the one end through the fabric and it will give you dirty looks when you are alone with it. Dry clean only, house broken. Email for mission briefing.



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Looking for Smash hater from 1991 WWF House Show

Dear sir,

You were at this show (which must have been of the last pre-Repo Man performances for Smash) in about 1991 or so; the main event was Ultimate Warrior vs The Undertaker... which roughly lines up with that years Summerslam and the WWF's then-habit of just recycling those main events for months after on house shows.

Anyway, Smash was on the card as a low midcarder, having seen the Demolition push completely destroyed by the arrival of LOD/Road Warriors. But, I was still a pretty big fan of Smash so when he came out, I wormed my way through to the aisle to get a good look at him. You sir, were obviously no fan of Smash and took it upon yourself to yell "Smash, you suck!"

Now, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, but you did however, leave me in the lurch when Smash stopped his ring walk and approached the aisle to confront who he assumed had insulted him: Me.

You were clearly much older than me, as you had a loud adult voice. And I'm not sure why he thought a 12 year old could have yelled that powerfully, but who am I to judge. I'm willing to completely let bygones be bygones on this... I just need you to come clean to Smash and admit it was you and get me off the hook.

I now live in Philadelphia and Demolition is coming here to wrestle in what is probably a very small and depressing venue. If he recognizes me, there's a very strong chance he, like a tiger backed into a corner, feels he has nothing to lose and attacks me. I'm pretty sure he's an old man and I could probably take him PHYSICALLY, but mentally I would rather it not come to that.

I will do what I can to put you both in touch. I think it's time we all made our peace. Thank you.



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FUNKY LAWN SEX ... (just kidding it's a yard sale)

Ahhh, Spring in Georgia!

The weather is infuriatingly unpredictable, ants are preparing their assaults on our kitchens, and pollen has us by the nads.

So we're having a yardsale!

Or really, Mom is having a yard sale and I get to write the CraigsList ad. They used to let me make signs, too, but I kept zoning out and writing "YARD SARD" by accident and wasting all their poster board.

Seriously, fam... Mom has an entire storage building primarily allocated just for all the crap she doesn't need but refuses to get rid of if she thinks she can get a quarter for it, and that crap has your name on it.

Just think. . . our stuff. . . it could be your stuff. And it's good stuff. It's great stuff. IT'S STUFF THAT YOU NEED.


HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

DATE: This Saturday!
LOCATION: [address]
TIME: 8am-3pm
HOW WILL THE WEATHER BE: Amazeballs.
IS THERE PLENTY OF PARKING: Sure.
CAN WE DRIVE ON THE GRASS: Yes.
ARE YOU NICE: Usually.
DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS: Yes.
DO YOU HAVE ANY LORETTA LYNN ALBUMS: Unlikely.
ARE THERE DOG TURDS IN THE YARD: There shouldn't be, but if there are, blame the neighbors.
ARE YOUR KIDS GOING TO BE OUT SNEAKING BACK INSIDE ALL THEIR STUFF YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL? Probably. Come early!

WHAT WE GOT:

Goodies. Loot. Swag. Prizes. Fabulous, fabulous treasures.

Really though, I've only seen most of her crap in neon sticker covered mountains (see attached photos) and I'm still not done tagging all of my stuff that's been piled in my office forever because I just spent the last three hours jumping on a trampoline and arguing on the internet and bailing out my son in Minecraft.

Mom was supposed to send a list but forgot, so based on 30 years of yardsale experience, you can expect awesome stuff like...


- Stuff
- Bigger stuff
- Kid stuff
- Baby stuff
- Things
- Pieces of things (she's all about the 10 cent box)
- Doodads
- Kitchen stuff
- Ugly stuff
- Toys of varying quality (some even with batteries!)
- At least one weed eater, chain saw or similar yard appliance
- A basket of partially used soap and hygiene products, some likely with glitter
- Breakable things
- Fancy things
- Leftover Avon
- VHS tapes
- Trashy romance novels
- Probably some Harry Potter books too
- Something that looks like a boob that isn't actually a boob
- Things decorated with or having to do with cats
- Crap she cleaned out of my brother's old room (sorry Bud)
- Christmas stuff
- Chairs
- Kinky boots
- Probably something I'm forgetting that Dad will remind me of about noon tomorrow
- School supplies
- Weird movie soundtracks on CD
- Your mom
- Napkin rings that look like fish


EDIT: So it turns out Mom sent me a list like 4 days ago and I forgot. My bad. We also have...

- Motorcycle lift (new) $50
- Stacks of freeweights (10lb / 25lb)
- Vintage bubble gum machine, purses and dinosaur cookie jar
- Chairs and stools and other stuff you can sit on
- Like an antique rocking chair
- Hand blown glass, crystal, silverplate
- Ironing board!
- Old microwave!
- Small charcoal grill!
- Baskets omg
- New Cabalas hiking boots (10.5) and Rock steel toed boots (9.5) $25/ea
- Antique two-man cross cut saw and maybe some other vintage tools if Dad gets around to finding them
- Bicycle pump
- Victoria Secret bikini separates (size M), only worn a few times before my offspring destroyed my bikini body
- "D2: The Mighty Ducks" on VHS
- Heavy duty car/floor jack
- Boys shoes and clothing size 6m-7 (name brands and in good condition, some new)
- Queen size wooden bed
- DVDs and books
- Transparent dinosaur
- This big pink with green flowers mumu looking thing
- Boys authentic Harley Davidson jacket (size 7) $30
- Crutches
- Skylanders
- Yo Kai Watch
- Wii Fit
- Xbox Lego Star Wars game, Xbox Spongebob game, Xbox 360 Skylanders games
- Consignment leftovers
- "I don't know, I still haven't opened a lot of the boxes"
- Aquarium and a hamsterless hamster cage
- Foofy tutus
- Old crap leftover from my grandparents' estates
- Assload of random junk my brother left in her carport when he moved from his college crashpad in Kennesaw to a new house here that is not my mom's house

OH ALSO... We have a limited number of Boy Scount Discount Cards for sale for $5/ea. Proceeds support Cub Scouts of Troop [number].

Looking for something else? She's probably got three of them somewhere. Just ask.

So basically, we've got a smorgasbord of stuff you'd expect at a yard sale, except OURS IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S. Which is why you need it.


Please note the following though:


1. The cement pig is not for sale.

2. "Assload" is a real unit of the metric system.

3. There will be no actual or simulated sex at the yardsale. Pre-owned bras for sale are a possibility though.

4. Most of this stuff is Mom's or under her care. I don't know if it works or if she'll take less. Ask Mom. She's the nice lady with bangs and probably a fanny pack.

5. I have small children and work too much, so if you see someone looking like an exhausted dumpster fire staggering around in gym clothes authoritatively, that's probably me. Don't talk words to me before noon.





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20 lbs of FREE BACON

I am a vegan and my (soon to be ex wife) went out and purchased 20 lbs of bacon as some sort of sick joke and I need it out of my fridge TODAY!! I don't want to throw away that much bacon but I will if it's not gone asap. Located in midtown. Call/text for address



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Pet Spider

I'm looking for a new home for my pet spider, it lost its mate and it's been lonely and depressed lately. It's an easy keeper and very quiet. Comes with a cardboard home. Offered to a good home only. Message me if interested.
FREE TO GOOD HOME.



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Curb Alert - if you're lonely

Curb alert! Saw this little lady hanging out.



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Shop truck

For sale is our shop truck. It used to be a pretty nice truck but now it's not so great. its not so great because I have beaten on it and done zero oil changes since I bought it and because one night some buddies and I got blasted ass drunk and drove it through the field. At one point we jumped it off a deck which tore some front end components off and ripped the steering apart. The hood, grill, and steering parts were replaced and I un wrapped the other front end stuff from around the drive shaft. everything works but I am pretty sure the AC got damaged by shards of deck piercing the radiator. After that the truck has been driven around for work pretty regular and actually drove well and reliable. This was for about 3 months. Then the clutch slave cylinder broke and while trying to fix it I got really mad and drove the truck back into the field. There was mud which didn't do much harm but then there was a small pond and now I am pretty sure the engine is either hydro locked or blown. Truck is currently in the pond in the field. I am willing to drag it out of the pond for serious buyers only. Possible trade for parasail or Honda 3 wheeler.



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Polar Pop cup collection

I have 1060 ( close estimate) of 42-44 oz Polar Pop cups that I have saved. These are at my office and now my boss has decided I need to get rid of them. I don't need that kind of negativity, but, he is a really cool boss, so I will accommodate.

I dunno if someone has a use for them, I mean we made a cool arch way that contains 100 cups to achieve, so, with a 1060, you can make 10 of them for a typical interior door.

These are all clean. I would get my daily soda and once done, I would fill the cup up with ice water to drink for the rest of the day. The following day, I would get a new soda and the old cup would be stacked in the office. This collection did come in handy for the incidental cup that would get a hole it it. I always had a back up cup.

This has been in the office for 2+ years. Believe it or not, I had more cups, but a year ago we had a weird smell in the office; later found out our wiring was smoldering, but at the time, my cups were getting the blame! I threw about 500 of them out..... But, when the smell didn't go away and we saw smoke, we knew there was a different issue. Again, these cups are all clean and I knew in my heart the smell wasn't coming from them.

Some of the cups have things written on them. I would use them sometimes as a reminder for myself to do things. I would lose post it notes, and since I ALWAYS have a Polar Pop cup with me, it was perfect to write my daily reminders on the side.

There may be an incidental cup from another soda stop. I believe there are a few Express Mart cups and a Sonic cup, but other than that....POLAR POP rules.

Come get ASAP.... I hate to throw them all away......



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Tomato cages/giant eyeball pokers

On the strip of grass next to the street, I've put out 4 tomato cages, which you could poke out some serious eyes with, should you so wish.*

3 appear to be galvanized steel, the other appears to be rusty.

Free for the taking, on the curb. And you don't even have to listen to my Amway sales pitch!

I'll remove this ad when they've disappeared.

*I do not endorse or recommend poking eyes. Any consequences of eye poking, intentional or accidental, are the responsibility of the bearer or the tomato cage.



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Glorious Starter Potato

In spring cleaning, I was cleaning out a back cabinet and found a glorious starter potato. I feel sad just chucking him since he has made such an impression in attempt at life and propagation. If you have a yard, or garden, and would be willing to take this glorious plant from my hands, I'd be happy, knowing he is able to live his dreams.

I've included photos, to show his gnarly awesomeness, and I hope you can help provide him a great loving home aka fertile soil to grow.



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

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Preds Catfish Thrower Needed (Will Pay)

Wanted: Catfish Thrower for 5/16 or 5/18 Preds Home Game

Background: I unwisely bet against my wise colleagues that if the Preds made it to the 3rd round, I would throw a catfish on the ice. However, when the time came to become an immortal, I backed down and realized I was deathly allergic to catfish - unwilling to make good on the bet and grab the brass ring of celebrity. I was offered a choice: catfish trampstamp, or hire a catfish thrower. I chose the latter.

Qualifications: Sufficient strength to chuck a 2lb catfish over the glass. Stones large enough to stand there and fire up the crowd after the guts have splattered over the ice. Bravery necessary to smuggle a slimy dead catfish saran-wrapped to your belly through security. Willingness to be a God and go down in Preds history.

Pay: Minimally $75, but let's discuss; I'm open to trades. You must already have a ticket. I provide the catfish and saran wrap.

Applications: Applications must be received by mid-night Monday the 15th. Contact via text only. Bonus points awarded for video applications.

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ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body

Damaged ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body. Beautiful face. Measures 8-1/2". Back of head damaged ( see pics). Left leg wire hook has come off the string.



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I adopted your dog in 2009 his name was Biscuit.

In 2009 I adopted a pom mix from a family that lived in Greystone Subdivision in St. Charles. Your daughter was so heart broken but what ever your reasons were you had to re home him so you put an ad on Craigslist and I had responded. You said it was between and someone who maybe wanted to breed him. You chose me!! On Feb 13 2009 I came to your home to pick him up. I promised your daughter I would love him and give him a good life. I promised I would keep you updated on him and fully intended to keep that promise but lost your email along the way. We renamed him Buskit, don't ask me why though.

I must have given you quite a fright when a few weekends into us having him you got a call from a stranger saying they found your dog! We knew we would be out all night and got a sitter (nana) who let him out without a leash and he ran!! A friendly neighbor found him and I hadn't put his new tags on so you got the call! You emailed me and asked if I changed my mind!! Never.

As time grew he just became part of the family, there for every family get together and holiday, trips away, and just a shadow for day to day life. We loved him and he became a big brother to two human sisters that adored Buskit. One of girls is scared to be alone so she basically trained him to stay by her side when she is home. He would try to leave the room she was in and she would give him treats if he stayed. Everyday just part of the family.

Recently we found out he had a heart condition and breathing condition. We did everything for him seeing a dog heart specialist, medications, and even prescribed food to give him the best quality of life for whatever time we had left with him. Today he lost his battle and we had to say goodbye.

I have always been grateful to you and your family for giving us the most loving, sweetest, silly little boy. Buskit had a good life with a family that really loved him. If you ever wondered what happened to him I hope you know he was well cared for and you made the right choice and he was loved to the very end.





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99 (empty) bottles of beer

I've been collecting 99 unique bottles of beer over the last few years, but I've finally hit my goal and now am ready to pass them along, be it to recycling or to a good home! Bottles are boxed and ready to go when you are.

Some possible uses:

-If you homebrew and want to bottle your beer - the vast, vast majority are pry-off caps, so easy enough to re-bottle.
-If you're planning a trip to Michigan and want to get an astounding rate of return of $9.90 on your empty beer bottle recycling investment! As a bonus, I'll throw in an extra beer bottle that I'll shotgun right in front of you so you can make it an even $10.00!
-Makes for great ammunition for bar fights! I can confirm that these bottles break just as easily as normal bottles, so are great for stabbin' or head smashin'. (NOTE: Please don't actually do this)



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Splorch (Incredibly Rare Adult Novelty Toy)

Perfect for Easter
This has never been used in a sexual manner. I understand the awkward nature of this posting so please be mature. This is known as an ovipositor. It shoots ice/gelatin eggs. I purchased item with the intention of using with female partners I had at the time. I do not have them in my life anymore and this never got any use (unrelated). These things are custom made and take several months to arrive at your door. If you like this one you could avoid that process all together. It glows in the dark. It has only ever shot ice out of it for demonstrational purposes. It has like 9 inches or more of length 3 inch diameter and depending on the egg significantly more. It's definitely not for the faint of heart if used sexually. Do NOT use jello when making eggs. Sugar is bad for private parts. Some ppl use these as novelty oral jello shots shooters tho. Perfectly safe obviously.



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Condoms & Bread - w4m

Hi-

You left your 36 value pack of condoms and your organic multi grain whole wheat bread at my Farmers Market table this past Saturday (1/14.) You included the receipt for the condoms, which both shocked and delighted me. I really had no idea condoms were this expensive. Shocked because, although these look like really good ones, they set you back almost 40 bucks! Delighted because if no one claims them, I'm exchanging them for 4 tubes of Maybeline Great Lash Mascaras (a true classic) and some sunscreen.

I didn't see you, nor did any of my employees, but I imagine you to be MALE, born in the 90's or 2000's, optimistic yet cautious, health conscious yet carb loving. Maybe a long distance runner? Would make sense in the stamina department as well. Or maybe you are in a band?

I asked around, but no one was admitting anything to me. I learned that people don't appreciate being asked if they misplaced their condoms and really I was just trying to help (and bust your balls, but only a tiny bit.) I just feel like if I ever spent 40 bucks on condoms (NEVR) and 6 bucks on a loaf of bread (always) and then LOST them while buying a 7 dollar juice, I'd be so mad.

So let me know if these are yours. I'll bring them this weekend to the market.





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Subaru Volkswagen Car Invention/Functioning

This is a Subaru Volkswagen Car Invention. It is a functioning vehicle. It has two engines, one in the front and one in the back. They both function. The asking price is $7,000 or best offer.

The front half is a 1985 Subaru GL 4 cylinders. The back end is a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle 4 cylinders.


Esta es una invencion. Es un Subaru Volkswagen. El vehiculo si funciona. Tiene dos motores, uno al frente y una atras. Los dos funcionan. El precio es $7,000 o mejor oferta.

El frente es un Subaru GL del 1985, 4 cilindros. La parte de atras es un Volkswagen Beetle del 1973, 4 cilindros.



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Hoverboard Kart

This one-of-a-kind, awesome "Scooter Kart" is sure to be an attention-grabber! Made from an old grocery cart frame, a 2-wheeled self-balancing board, and some ingenuity (lol). Use it to cruise to your favorite fishing hole or campsite, without the hassle of having to lug everything yourself, making trip after trip. To be sold "AS IS". Details:
--sturdy metal frame
--(2) rear hard rubber wheels
--(2) mid-section caster wheels
--electric Hoverboard with charger
--ice chest
--removable cockpit chair
--bench seat
--fishing rod holders
--fish scale
--stringer
--(2) battery-powered lights









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VENTRILOQUIST DOLLS

Howdy Dowdy Charlie McCarthy Danny O'Day Mortimer Snerd Laurel and Hardy Old vintage composition can not receive text on phone check emails twice a day make offers will trade for Godzilla stuff old lunchboxes guitars all most anything



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Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!

Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!

Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and 
energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the 
ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time 
for real adult leadership.

Requirements

We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements:

- Strong public speaking skills
- Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
- Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
- Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition
- Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
- Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
- Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
- Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
- Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
- Natural born citizen of the United States
- Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint

The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.

What's In It for You?

If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary.


Benefits include:

- Health/dental/vision insurance (while available)
- Generous vacation time
- A new computer
- Pre-tax transit benefit
- Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds

Paid relocation to Chicago is available.
 Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred).

About the Company

Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States.

Interested?

If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com.



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Giant Ugg Boot? Giant Ugg Boot.

Tired of all the other basics showing you up style wise when you go home for thanksgiving? Kick em in the face.....with fashion. This giant ugg style boot is robustly built and can handle more pumpkin spice induced diabeetus than the fine folks at Liberty Medical and Wilford Brimely himself! will know what to do with.

Now I know what you are thinking "What sort of things can I do with this boot??!!!" Fear not, this boot is both stylish and versatile. maybe your cat needs a basic cat house.... You can mount it on your roof as a beacon to show your home is a sanctuary for all those who love pink.... Even better, turn it into a lamp like in the hit film "a christmas story" it will be like LITERALLY the opposite of frag eel lay.

I am sure you probably have a lot of other questions like "Hey where did you get such an item" but hey, thats none of your goddamn business is it? If you want the boot, come and pick it up. I caution you, if its not gone soon I will burn it and a black north face fleece in a demonic ritual to summon the dark prince Satan, aka a guy named Chad who cheats on you all the time. Do you really want to go back to wondering why you are not good enough for Chad while watching your Gilmore Girls box set for the 6th time? Didn't think so....come get this boot.



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Dolly Parton Pinball mahine

1978 Bally, Dolly Parton pinball machine. Works great, disassembled ready for pickup Good back glass good field. $750.00 CASH



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1 OF A KIND CUSTOM METALLICA PARTY VAN 1974 CHEVY G10,HIT THE LIGHTS

HAVE MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY AT BARRETT-JACKSON! INTERNATIONAL BUYERS WELCOME! PLEASE CALL ME AT ... WITH ANY QUESTIONS. METALLICA!!!! So you say you are a big fan of one of the greatest Heavy Metal bands in history? James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, Jason Newsted, and Lars Ulrich (sorry Mustaine but you bug and Trujillo you got to the party late) need no introduction for the legends in Metal that they are. How can you not want to be cruising HIT THE LIGHTS around Hollywood? MOBILE MEDICAL METALLICA IS WHAT THIS WORLD REALLY NEEDS. Take it to concerts, take it to tailgate parties at the football games, park it in front of your bar, use it for advertising, haul your band around, or just park it in your Man Cave. It does not matter. If attention is what you want, THIS IS IT! I named it Hit The Lights and this 1974 Chevrolet G10 Van is ready for you to have the times of your life with you and a bunch of your buddies! It is a one-of-a-kind custom that you could take to a million shows, but you will have the only one like it. It has never been shown yet, but it should be. Vannin and the van craze have become huge in the past few years. And why shouldn't they? The ideas and innovations were some of the coolest things to come out of the 1970s. I have had pretty much every kind of car from a 1932 Ford Coupe to a Hot Rod to a 1967 Corvette roadster to chopped customs. This thing gets more attention and smiles than any of them combined. It started out as a small town Fire Department ambulance. It has always been well maintained. I have all the service records from the city and even the handwritten call logs from the calls that the Medical crew went to. The body is rock solid and rust free. The floorboards are very nice. It does have a small crease at the front of the driver's door where the wind blew the door open (it has since had a stop strap installed). Nothing big but I have no interest in hiding anything from anybody. The van is not perfect by any means, but it is nice. Unlike a lot of sellers, I actually care that the buyer is happy and has fun with their purchase. It was lowered with drop spindles in front and has Foose 20x10 wheels in back and 18x8 in the front. Even for a lowered van, it rides and handles very well. It has a 350 c.i. small block Chevy that runs very well. It starts right up and settles into a smooth idle. I would drive it anywhere. If you want a dream Road Trip, fly in and cruise this home. It sounds awesome with the Hooker Sidepipes. They have mufflers inside so, while it sounds heavy, it is not obnoxious. It just sounds right. The van has power steering and power brakes with front discs. All of the lights on the top, front, back, sides, and grill actually work. It had a newer style light bar on it, but the Fire Chief was able to be talked out of a vintage style light bar on an old fire truck out back. I can text you a video of all the lights on. It would be perfect for parades and charity events. It has an old GROWLER siren that is one of the coolest parts. You simply cannot turn that thing on without smiling. It is impossible. It is EXTREMELY loud. It was taken to some NFL games and it was louder than the one they were using in the stadium. The interior is cool. It still retains the ambulance look with a couple of CBs, intercom, neck braces, blankets, vests, and even the plaster body parts in fake formaldehyde jars! It has an Xray machine on the wall complete with the bullet in the head Xray, but the screen actually slides back and has a big flat screen TV behind it. The TV swivels out and has it's own battery and inverter. I was planning on installing a high end audio/video system but I will leave that to the new owner to decide. I have a working vintage P.A. system for it but it is not currently installed. I am selling this because I also have my 1967 Ford Econoline Shorty van with a Motorhead theme named the General Lemmy and my dog Johnny Cash likes it better. And so do I. I can't drive both, so I figured someone else can have the fun with HTL. I could go on for hours about this one but you get the idea. It's cool. Clean, clear title in hand with current registration. I am located in Cardiff, CA in North County San Diego. Thanks!



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Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Clear and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 72F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Cloudy and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Sunny and 71F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Clear and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.