Friday, May 19, 2017

Overly Aggressive Couch/Futon

Get this satanic fucking couch out of my home. It's free and has made multiple sexual advances on me at times. There is a spring poking out the one end through the fabric and it will give you dirty looks when you are alone with it. Dry clean only, house broken. Email for mission briefing.



via Craigslist http://ift.tt/2r1Xsax

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