BEER SEEDS

GROW YOUR OWN BEER GARDEN !

Beer seeds available for purchase. SPRING SPECIAL - 10 for $5.00 !

Pick-up in Lakewood or shipping available.

Email for more info.

Have a great day !
(results not typical but fun to try)



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 66F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 65F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Does mold turn you on? - w4w

Do you like to get down and dirty around decay? Do you wanna fuck among some fungi? The title says it all. I'm just a cold babe livin a moldy bedroom lookin for a lady. The jury's out on whether or not this musty love nest might be hazardous, but what's the fun in doin it without a little danger? The mattress isn't directly on the composting carpet so while you won't be manhandling the mildew, you'll still be having sex while swimming in spores.
You bring a jacket, I'll make a mix tape. I'm hot to trot and surrounded by rot.



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Overly Aggressive Couch/Futon

Get this satanic fucking couch out of my home. It's free and has made multiple sexual advances on me at times. There is a spring poking out the one end through the fabric and it will give you dirty looks when you are alone with it. Dry clean only, house broken. Email for mission briefing.



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Looking for Smash hater from 1991 WWF House Show

Dear sir,

You were at this show (which must have been of the last pre-Repo Man performances for Smash) in about 1991 or so; the main event was Ultimate Warrior vs The Undertaker... which roughly lines up with that years Summerslam and the WWF's then-habit of just recycling those main events for months after on house shows.

Anyway, Smash was on the card as a low midcarder, having seen the Demolition push completely destroyed by the arrival of LOD/Road Warriors. But, I was still a pretty big fan of Smash so when he came out, I wormed my way through to the aisle to get a good look at him. You sir, were obviously no fan of Smash and took it upon yourself to yell "Smash, you suck!"

Now, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, but you did however, leave me in the lurch when Smash stopped his ring walk and approached the aisle to confront who he assumed had insulted him: Me.

You were clearly much older than me, as you had a loud adult voice. And I'm not sure why he thought a 12 year old could have yelled that powerfully, but who am I to judge. I'm willing to completely let bygones be bygones on this... I just need you to come clean to Smash and admit it was you and get me off the hook.

I now live in Philadelphia and Demolition is coming here to wrestle in what is probably a very small and depressing venue. If he recognizes me, there's a very strong chance he, like a tiger backed into a corner, feels he has nothing to lose and attacks me. I'm pretty sure he's an old man and I could probably take him PHYSICALLY, but mentally I would rather it not come to that.

I will do what I can to put you both in touch. I think it's time we all made our peace. Thank you.



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FUNKY LAWN SEX ... (just kidding it's a yard sale)

Ahhh, Spring in Georgia!

The weather is infuriatingly unpredictable, ants are preparing their assaults on our kitchens, and pollen has us by the nads.

So we're having a yardsale!

Or really, Mom is having a yard sale and I get to write the CraigsList ad. They used to let me make signs, too, but I kept zoning out and writing "YARD SARD" by accident and wasting all their poster board.

Seriously, fam... Mom has an entire storage building primarily allocated just for all the crap she doesn't need but refuses to get rid of if she thinks she can get a quarter for it, and that crap has your name on it.

Just think. . . our stuff. . . it could be your stuff. And it's good stuff. It's great stuff. IT'S STUFF THAT YOU NEED.


HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

DATE: This Saturday!
LOCATION: [address]
TIME: 8am-3pm
HOW WILL THE WEATHER BE: Amazeballs.
IS THERE PLENTY OF PARKING: Sure.
CAN WE DRIVE ON THE GRASS: Yes.
ARE YOU NICE: Usually.
DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS: Yes.
DO YOU HAVE ANY LORETTA LYNN ALBUMS: Unlikely.
ARE THERE DOG TURDS IN THE YARD: There shouldn't be, but if there are, blame the neighbors.
ARE YOUR KIDS GOING TO BE OUT SNEAKING BACK INSIDE ALL THEIR STUFF YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL? Probably. Come early!

WHAT WE GOT:

Goodies. Loot. Swag. Prizes. Fabulous, fabulous treasures.

Really though, I've only seen most of her crap in neon sticker covered mountains (see attached photos) and I'm still not done tagging all of my stuff that's been piled in my office forever because I just spent the last three hours jumping on a trampoline and arguing on the internet and bailing out my son in Minecraft.

Mom was supposed to send a list but forgot, so based on 30 years of yardsale experience, you can expect awesome stuff like...


- Stuff
- Bigger stuff
- Kid stuff
- Baby stuff
- Things
- Pieces of things (she's all about the 10 cent box)
- Doodads
- Kitchen stuff
- Ugly stuff
- Toys of varying quality (some even with batteries!)
- At least one weed eater, chain saw or similar yard appliance
- A basket of partially used soap and hygiene products, some likely with glitter
- Breakable things
- Fancy things
- Leftover Avon
- VHS tapes
- Trashy romance novels
- Probably some Harry Potter books too
- Something that looks like a boob that isn't actually a boob
- Things decorated with or having to do with cats
- Crap she cleaned out of my brother's old room (sorry Bud)
- Christmas stuff
- Chairs
- Kinky boots
- Probably something I'm forgetting that Dad will remind me of about noon tomorrow
- School supplies
- Weird movie soundtracks on CD
- Your mom
- Napkin rings that look like fish


EDIT: So it turns out Mom sent me a list like 4 days ago and I forgot. My bad. We also have...

- Motorcycle lift (new) $50
- Stacks of freeweights (10lb / 25lb)
- Vintage bubble gum machine, purses and dinosaur cookie jar
- Chairs and stools and other stuff you can sit on
- Like an antique rocking chair
- Hand blown glass, crystal, silverplate
- Ironing board!
- Old microwave!
- Small charcoal grill!
- Baskets omg
- New Cabalas hiking boots (10.5) and Rock steel toed boots (9.5) $25/ea
- Antique two-man cross cut saw and maybe some other vintage tools if Dad gets around to finding them
- Bicycle pump
- Victoria Secret bikini separates (size M), only worn a few times before my offspring destroyed my bikini body
- "D2: The Mighty Ducks" on VHS
- Heavy duty car/floor jack
- Boys shoes and clothing size 6m-7 (name brands and in good condition, some new)
- Queen size wooden bed
- DVDs and books
- Transparent dinosaur
- This big pink with green flowers mumu looking thing
- Boys authentic Harley Davidson jacket (size 7) $30
- Crutches
- Skylanders
- Yo Kai Watch
- Wii Fit
- Xbox Lego Star Wars game, Xbox Spongebob game, Xbox 360 Skylanders games
- Consignment leftovers
- "I don't know, I still haven't opened a lot of the boxes"
- Aquarium and a hamsterless hamster cage
- Foofy tutus
- Old crap leftover from my grandparents' estates
- Assload of random junk my brother left in her carport when he moved from his college crashpad in Kennesaw to a new house here that is not my mom's house

OH ALSO... We have a limited number of Boy Scount Discount Cards for sale for $5/ea. Proceeds support Cub Scouts of Troop [number].

Looking for something else? She's probably got three of them somewhere. Just ask.

So basically, we've got a smorgasbord of stuff you'd expect at a yard sale, except OURS IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S. Which is why you need it.


Please note the following though:


1. The cement pig is not for sale.

2. "Assload" is a real unit of the metric system.

3. There will be no actual or simulated sex at the yardsale. Pre-owned bras for sale are a possibility though.

4. Most of this stuff is Mom's or under her care. I don't know if it works or if she'll take less. Ask Mom. She's the nice lady with bangs and probably a fanny pack.

5. I have small children and work too much, so if you see someone looking like an exhausted dumpster fire staggering around in gym clothes authoritatively, that's probably me. Don't talk words to me before noon.





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20 lbs of FREE BACON

I am a vegan and my (soon to be ex wife) went out and purchased 20 lbs of bacon as some sort of sick joke and I need it out of my fridge TODAY!! I don't want to throw away that much bacon but I will if it's not gone asap. Located in midtown. Call/text for address



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Pet Spider

I'm looking for a new home for my pet spider, it lost its mate and it's been lonely and depressed lately. It's an easy keeper and very quiet. Comes with a cardboard home. Offered to a good home only. Message me if interested.
FREE TO GOOD HOME.



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Curb Alert - if you're lonely

Curb alert! Saw this little lady hanging out.



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Shop truck

For sale is our shop truck. It used to be a pretty nice truck but now it's not so great. its not so great because I have beaten on it and done zero oil changes since I bought it and because one night some buddies and I got blasted ass drunk and drove it through the field. At one point we jumped it off a deck which tore some front end components off and ripped the steering apart. The hood, grill, and steering parts were replaced and I un wrapped the other front end stuff from around the drive shaft. everything works but I am pretty sure the AC got damaged by shards of deck piercing the radiator. After that the truck has been driven around for work pretty regular and actually drove well and reliable. This was for about 3 months. Then the clutch slave cylinder broke and while trying to fix it I got really mad and drove the truck back into the field. There was mud which didn't do much harm but then there was a small pond and now I am pretty sure the engine is either hydro locked or blown. Truck is currently in the pond in the field. I am willing to drag it out of the pond for serious buyers only. Possible trade for parasail or Honda 3 wheeler.



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Polar Pop cup collection

I have 1060 ( close estimate) of 42-44 oz Polar Pop cups that I have saved. These are at my office and now my boss has decided I need to get rid of them. I don't need that kind of negativity, but, he is a really cool boss, so I will accommodate.

I dunno if someone has a use for them, I mean we made a cool arch way that contains 100 cups to achieve, so, with a 1060, you can make 10 of them for a typical interior door.

These are all clean. I would get my daily soda and once done, I would fill the cup up with ice water to drink for the rest of the day. The following day, I would get a new soda and the old cup would be stacked in the office. This collection did come in handy for the incidental cup that would get a hole it it. I always had a back up cup.

This has been in the office for 2+ years. Believe it or not, I had more cups, but a year ago we had a weird smell in the office; later found out our wiring was smoldering, but at the time, my cups were getting the blame! I threw about 500 of them out..... But, when the smell didn't go away and we saw smoke, we knew there was a different issue. Again, these cups are all clean and I knew in my heart the smell wasn't coming from them.

Some of the cups have things written on them. I would use them sometimes as a reminder for myself to do things. I would lose post it notes, and since I ALWAYS have a Polar Pop cup with me, it was perfect to write my daily reminders on the side.

There may be an incidental cup from another soda stop. I believe there are a few Express Mart cups and a Sonic cup, but other than that....POLAR POP rules.

Come get ASAP.... I hate to throw them all away......



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Tomato cages/giant eyeball pokers

On the strip of grass next to the street, I've put out 4 tomato cages, which you could poke out some serious eyes with, should you so wish.*

3 appear to be galvanized steel, the other appears to be rusty.

Free for the taking, on the curb. And you don't even have to listen to my Amway sales pitch!

I'll remove this ad when they've disappeared.

*I do not endorse or recommend poking eyes. Any consequences of eye poking, intentional or accidental, are the responsibility of the bearer or the tomato cage.



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Glorious Starter Potato

In spring cleaning, I was cleaning out a back cabinet and found a glorious starter potato. I feel sad just chucking him since he has made such an impression in attempt at life and propagation. If you have a yard, or garden, and would be willing to take this glorious plant from my hands, I'd be happy, knowing he is able to live his dreams.

I've included photos, to show his gnarly awesomeness, and I hope you can help provide him a great loving home aka fertile soil to grow.



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

Preds Catfish Thrower Needed (Will Pay)

Wanted: Catfish Thrower for 5/16 or 5/18 Preds Home Game

Background: I unwisely bet against my wise colleagues that if the Preds made it to the 3rd round, I would throw a catfish on the ice. However, when the time came to become an immortal, I backed down and realized I was deathly allergic to catfish - unwilling to make good on the bet and grab the brass ring of celebrity. I was offered a choice: catfish trampstamp, or hire a catfish thrower. I chose the latter.

Qualifications: Sufficient strength to chuck a 2lb catfish over the glass. Stones large enough to stand there and fire up the crowd after the guts have splattered over the ice. Bravery necessary to smuggle a slimy dead catfish saran-wrapped to your belly through security. Willingness to be a God and go down in Preds history.

Pay: Minimally $75, but let's discuss; I'm open to trades. You must already have a ticket. I provide the catfish and saran wrap.

Applications: Applications must be received by mid-night Monday the 15th. Contact via text only. Bonus points awarded for video applications.

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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Fair and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Partly Cloudy and 68F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Mostly Cloudy and 61F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 62F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.

ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body

Damaged ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body. Beautiful face. Measures 8-1/2". Back of head damaged ( see pics). Left leg wire hook has come off the string.



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It's getting warmer

Currently it's Sunny and 67F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.