Currently it's Fair and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.
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Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
BBCBreaking: India's economic growth rate dips - 5.3% rise in #GDP July-Sept 2012. Details soon http://t.co/rD52KUj6
BBCBreaking: India's economic growth rate dips - 5.3% rise in #GDP July-Sept 2012. Details soon http://t.co/rD52KUj6
via Twitter / BBCBreaking http://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/statuses/274386438810910720
via Twitter / BBCBreaking http://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/statuses/274386438810910720
Rare Opportunity for Based Candidates
This is a very rare and very legendary opportunity for qualified candidates.
JOB DESCRIPTION
As a member of the Task Force, you are charged with protecting Lil B--the Based God--at any cost. You are a prominent member of Bitch Mob. You must protect and support Lil B on internet forums, YouTube video comment sections, and on Twitter. You are the first responder when any anti-Lil B content is submitted, and you react swiftly and appropriately with accurate and relevant pro-Lil B material.
JOB REQUIREMENTS
- Must be based.
- Must be a member in good standing of Bitch Mob.
- Must protect Lil B at all times.
DESIRED QUALITIES
- Tiny pants
- Master of cooking
- You are, or you resemble, one or more of the following: Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres, a Martian, Charlie Sheen, JK Rowling, Rocky, John Madden, Kristi Yamaguchi, Bill Bellamy, Tim McGraw, Toucan Sam, Miley Cyrus, Jesus, Willy Wonka, Norway, Jerry Rice, Bob Marley, Don Imus, Kenny Rogers, Dianne Feinstein, Mick Jagger, Marilyn Manson, Jessica Simpson Carl Winslow, Quincy Jones, Al Capone, Steven King, Dr. Phil, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Matlock, a surgeon, Darth Vader.
- Swag on at least 100,000; swag on 1,000,000+ preferred
- Fond of and not allergic to Tabby Cats
TO APPLY
Please send your resume along with a brief cover letter.
via Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/3441542933.html
JOB DESCRIPTION
As a member of the Task Force, you are charged with protecting Lil B--the Based God--at any cost. You are a prominent member of Bitch Mob. You must protect and support Lil B on internet forums, YouTube video comment sections, and on Twitter. You are the first responder when any anti-Lil B content is submitted, and you react swiftly and appropriately with accurate and relevant pro-Lil B material.
JOB REQUIREMENTS
- Must be based.
- Must be a member in good standing of Bitch Mob.
- Must protect Lil B at all times.
DESIRED QUALITIES
- Tiny pants
- Master of cooking
- You are, or you resemble, one or more of the following: Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres, a Martian, Charlie Sheen, JK Rowling, Rocky, John Madden, Kristi Yamaguchi, Bill Bellamy, Tim McGraw, Toucan Sam, Miley Cyrus, Jesus, Willy Wonka, Norway, Jerry Rice, Bob Marley, Don Imus, Kenny Rogers, Dianne Feinstein, Mick Jagger, Marilyn Manson, Jessica Simpson Carl Winslow, Quincy Jones, Al Capone, Steven King, Dr. Phil, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Matlock, a surgeon, Darth Vader.
- Swag on at least 100,000; swag on 1,000,000+ preferred
- Fond of and not allergic to Tabby Cats
TO APPLY
Please send your resume along with a brief cover letter.
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: TBD
via Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/3441542933.html
To the person who found my frisbee
A couple weeks ago I left a beautiful yellow frisbee at the Mal'el Dunes (by the gun club). If you're the person who found it, I have a few things to say. Starting with: enjoy it, it's truly magical. . .
That frisbee, which I often referred to as "frizzle" or "frizzle dizzle (fo shizzle)" was much loved and put euphoric smiles on many people's faces (mostly my own). It traveled everywhere with me. It lived in my backpack as I traveled around the world because I knew there would always be a great opportunity for frisbee. That frisbee has been the source of many great experiences, now memories.
It was just what we needed coming down from mushrooms at a gas station in the middle of the Oregon desert. It inspired me to take off my pants and play frisbee. I now know the difference between clothed frisbee and nude frisbee, and I do recommend it in the nude. Ah, that free feeling...
Many joints were rolled in it, delicious meals were cooked/eaten out of it, at least 500 people have played with that thang, plus several slobbery dogs. On the beach, in the forest, at music festivals. . .it was pretty much the only thing I carried in my backpack that I didn't really "need", but I'm so glad I brought it along. It also led me to meet other funky fresh frisbee folks!
So if it's you who found it, let me know so that I know it's going on to a better place. I hope you were happy to find it. I love when you find something- especially when it's full of love and magic and most importantly, potential for fun!
I realize it's possible that the ocean tides took it too- hey, I think it floats, so maybe a bored fisherman will find it. Or perhaps it will get carried by the current to another beach. Or buried in the sand. . .Flowing with the waves...entertaining the sea creatures. There are endless possiblities for the path of this frisbee. May it keep on being awesome and creating happy memories and new friends.
Seriously, try naked frisbee!
Here's a picture I took the day I forgot that frisbee. I got stoned, ran on the beach, and left it sitting on a little dune down by the water.
via Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hmb/3436261375.html
That frisbee, which I often referred to as "frizzle" or "frizzle dizzle (fo shizzle)" was much loved and put euphoric smiles on many people's faces (mostly my own). It traveled everywhere with me. It lived in my backpack as I traveled around the world because I knew there would always be a great opportunity for frisbee. That frisbee has been the source of many great experiences, now memories.
It was just what we needed coming down from mushrooms at a gas station in the middle of the Oregon desert. It inspired me to take off my pants and play frisbee. I now know the difference between clothed frisbee and nude frisbee, and I do recommend it in the nude. Ah, that free feeling...
Many joints were rolled in it, delicious meals were cooked/eaten out of it, at least 500 people have played with that thang, plus several slobbery dogs. On the beach, in the forest, at music festivals. . .it was pretty much the only thing I carried in my backpack that I didn't really "need", but I'm so glad I brought it along. It also led me to meet other funky fresh frisbee folks!
So if it's you who found it, let me know so that I know it's going on to a better place. I hope you were happy to find it. I love when you find something- especially when it's full of love and magic and most importantly, potential for fun!
I realize it's possible that the ocean tides took it too- hey, I think it floats, so maybe a bored fisherman will find it. Or perhaps it will get carried by the current to another beach. Or buried in the sand. . .Flowing with the waves...entertaining the sea creatures. There are endless possiblities for the path of this frisbee. May it keep on being awesome and creating happy memories and new friends.
Seriously, try naked frisbee!
Here's a picture I took the day I forgot that frisbee. I got stoned, ran on the beach, and left it sitting on a little dune down by the water.
- Location: Arcata (Mal'el Dunes)
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
via Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hmb/3436261375.html
BBCBreaking: Full result of vote on upgrading Palestinian status at the UN: Yes - 138, No - 9, Abstain - 41 http://t.co/0jSruA94 #UNGA
BBCBreaking: Full result of vote on upgrading Palestinian status at the UN: Yes - 138, No - 9, Abstain - 41 http://t.co/0jSruA94 #UNGA
via Twitter / BBCBreaking http://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/statuses/274272709200990208
via Twitter / BBCBreaking http://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/statuses/274272709200990208
Obama, Romney have W.H. turkey chili summit
The two pledged to stay in touch and work together, a source says.
via POLITICO - 2012 LIVE http://www.politico.com/story/2012/11/obama-romney-have-wh-turkey-chili-summit-84413.html
via POLITICO - 2012 LIVE http://www.politico.com/story/2012/11/obama-romney-have-wh-turkey-chili-summit-84413.html
It's getting warmer
Currently it's Fair and 63F in Death Valley, California. So for all of you who are planning a trip to Death Valley, remember to bring some shorts.
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