Friday, June 7, 2013

Star Turtle needed to tow planet

Seeking the services of a star turtle or other celestial amphibian to tow our planet closer to the sun. We need to evaporate a lake. Please note that the lake is sentient and evil, so please be prepared for that. Don't worry, we don't have peanut butter.




  • Location: Terisdale

  • Compensation: gold, platinum, gems, or pizza

  • This is a part-time job.

  • This is a contract job.

  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities

  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

  • Phone calls about this job are ok.

  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.






via Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hvn/2824750234.html

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